Super Thinking

Greg and his two friends are talking at
the bar one day. His friend John says,
"Guys, I think my wife is having an affair
with the electrician. I came home the
other day and found wire cutters under
our bed and they weren't mine."
His friend Sean said, "Well I think my
wife is having an affair with the
plumber. I came home the other day
and found a wrench under our bed and
it wasn't mine."
Greg said, "I think my wife is having an
affair with a horse." Both of his friends
just stared at him.

"I'm serious!" he said. "The other day I
came home and found a jockey under
our bed!"