Monday, June 9, 2008

If Only!!!

-If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.


-If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.


-If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.


-If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.


-If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.


-If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.


-If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to
marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.


-If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry
Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.

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