Silly, Funny This is ME.

Maung Ba bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is Nokia 6610'

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Maung Ba : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Maung Ba: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Maung Ba : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Maung Ba : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Maung Ba : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Maung Ba : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Maung Ba : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Maung Ba : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh, GOD! You have come again.

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Maung Ba complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house."
Police: "Why, the thief did not take TV?"
Maung Ba : 'I was watching TV news."

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Maung Ba comes back to his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole, "Thanks for compliment."

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How do you recognize Maung Ba in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Maung Ba was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Maung Ba in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Maung Ba : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Maung Ba - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Maung Ba : The future tense is 'you will go to jail'

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Maung Ba told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Maung Ba : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'