A newlywed couple was spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin
resort way up the mountains of Scotland. They had registered on
Saturday, and they had not been seen for five days.
An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about
the welfare of these newlyweds. The old man decided to go and see if
they were alright. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice
from inside answered. The old man asked if they were okay.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love," came the reply.
The old man responded, "I thought so. Would you mind not throwing the
peelings out the window? They're choking my ducks!"
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